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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Software firm chat
A girl comes in messenger for a chat with a guy after a long gap. The boy was expecting a chat from her for years and now it has happened. He was overthrilled.Here goes the conversation

Girl says:
Hi boy
Boy says:
Oh my God. Is it you? After a long gap. Wait, let me check whether it is raining outside.
Girl Says:
What?
Boy says:
Me guess what you are going to tell. You got salary hike right?
Girl Says;
No
Boy says:
Got promoted?
Girl says:
No
Boy says:
Got onsite chance
Girl says:
Ne
Boy says:
Going to get married L
Girl says:
Ne
Boy says:
Coded ur program with zero bugs ;-)
Girls says:
Impossible
Boy says:
Then what it is?
Girl says:
I installed messenger.
Boy says:
!!!###??? ( intha ponnungala purinchikive mudiyale)

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

A chat b/w 2 friends. Only tamil viewers.

Mr Xsays:
ena busya
Mr Ysays:
sollu
Mr Xsays:
onnum illa bore adikkuthu
Mr Ysays:
athanala
Mr Xsays:
unna konjam neram arukklammnu
Mr Ysays:
carry on
Mr Xsays:
mm sollu
Mr Ysays:
pesame nee ponna poranthu irrukalam
Mr Xsays:
ethavathu nalla visyama
Mr Ysays:
atleast i will get some satisfaction that i am chatting witha girl
Mr Xsays:
dei naan unn kitta solla nenachatha nee enn kitta sollra
Mr Ysays:
do u have access to net
Mr Xsays:
no
Mr Xsays:
i.e why it is still boring
Mr Ysays:
there is one good site where u can read good taml kavithai
Mr Ysays:
for example
Mr Xsays:
mmm net illama naan enna panna
Mr Xsays:
sollu
Mr Ysays:
aayiranthan karunanidhi dmk le irunthaalum, avar veetu maadu amma thaan kathum
Mr Xsays:
deii
Mr Ysays:
eppadi irukku
Mr Xsays:
nee Busla yernalum, Bus unmela ernalum ticket edukka porathu ennamo nee than
Mr Xsays:
ithu eppadi irrukku
Mr Ysays:
neeya potta mottai athuva vizhuntha sottai
Mr Xsays:
Paaku marathula paaku irukum,
Thaeku marathula thaeku irukum,
Aana panamarathula panam irukaadhu.
Mr Xsays:
Mechanical Engineer Mechanic aagalam
Aanaa Software Engineer Software aaga mudiyaathu......
Mr Ysays:
bus kilambi pochuna bus stand angaye thaan irrukkum aana cycle pona standuum kodavee pogum
Mr Xsays:
Tea cupla tea irukkalam....ana....
World Cupla World irukka mudiyaathu.....
Mr Xsays:
Ennadhan aeroplane maela parandhaalum...
Petrol poda keelathaan varanum.
Mr Xsays:
Evvaloo kaasu kuduthu planela ponaalum,
Jannala thiranthu vedikkaa paakka mudiyaathu.....
Mr Xsays:
dei enna achu
Mr Ysays:
sollu
Mr Xsays:
ezunthuru
Mr Xsays:
Key boardla key irrukkum
Aanaa Mother boardla Mother irruka mudiyaathu.....
Mr Xsays:
Brush vachu pallu clean pannalam...............
Aanaa palla vachu brush clean panna mudiyathu!!!!
Mr Xsays:
Tool boxla toolsa parka mudiyum...Aanaa
Match boxla match-a paarka mudiyaathu!!!
Mr Xsays:
Fan-ukkum rekkai irukku.
Paravai-kkum rekkai irukku.
Fan-aala parakka mudiyaathu.
Paravaiyaala sutha mudiyaathu.
Aaanaa... Fan-a amukina suththum.
Paravai-ya amukina kaththum...
Mr Xsays:
Pant Pottu Mutti poda mudiyum
Aanaa mutti pottu pant poda mudiyaathu.....!!!!
Mr Ysays:
pothumnda enakku mozhippu vandithichi
Mr Xsays:
Irukkurappa enna daan complan,bournvita kudichalum
sethathukkappuram ellarukkum paal thaan

Mr Xsays:
Lunch bagla lunch eduthuttu pogalam...
Aanaa school bagla school-ai eduthuttu poga
mudiyaathu!!!

Mr Xsays
Pache milagaile pache irukkum
Aanaa kodemolagale kode irukkaathu??

Mr Xsays:
Meluga vachchu melugu vathi seyyalam...
Aanaa kosuva vachi kosu vathi seyya mudiyathu..!!!!
Mr Xsays:
Kovil maniya namma adicha saththam varum...
Aanaa kovil mani nammala adicha raththam than
varum....
Mr Xsays:
Cyclela poana cycling,
Trainla poana training-a?
Mr Xsays:
Nee evlo periya paruppa irunthalum,
Unga veettu samayalukku paruppu kadaila than
vaanganum....
Mr Xsays:
enna pothumaaa

Mr Ysays:
Thaangala da sami. Aaala vidu.
Seems so silly...

Happened to read my old mails in the archive today. i thought of deleting some unwanted mails which were there for quite some time increasing the size. As i proceeded, i cud c some silly mails which I sent to a friend. i was in crush with her that i totally gone mad.

I felt that i did a realy foolishness after reading such mails now. I cudnt move beyond that I deleted those mails outright. Thank God. I saved my image.